THIS FUNERAL IS PLAYED OUT LIKE A PAID OUT
BRIBE DIME AFTER DIME THIS FUNERAL IS FUNREAL
LIKE A DONE DEAL SIGNED SEALED AND DELIVERED THIS FUNERAL’S CONTRACTUAL
IT FULFILLS THE LAST BULLET POINT IN A 360 DEAL
THIS FUNERAL’S THE LAST CHANCE FOR A SLOW DANCE
SO DANCE ON MY GRAVE MOTHERFUCKERS DANCE DANCE ON MY GRAVE

WHEN I DIE PLEASE JUST THROW ME IN A FUCKING SWAMP
SINCE I WAS 17 THAT’S ALL I REALLY WANT-ED
HAUNTED BY THE GHOSTS OF MY CATHOLIC GUILT
QUICKER PICKER UPPER WITH A RUBBER SOUL TO MATCH HE’LL
UNDERSTAND WHEN HE’S OVER IT, WHEN HE’S GROWN A BIT
DOUBLE DOWN ON THE PATH: IF YOU LOVE SCHOOL, MANG, YOU’LL LOVE WORK
AND WORK UNTIL YR BODY AND SOUL DIE ENOUGH TO
FILL THE VOID WITH A TOY MONGERER A
REFLECTION OF THE BOY YOU ONCE WERE A
DECEPTION OF THE RIGHT TO PRESERVE A
BLOODLINE FANTASY THAT MIGHT NEVER WORK CAUSE
WE PASS ON OUR STORIES LIKE A VIRUS
AND OUR BLOOD IS JUST THE LIQUID INSIDE US
OUR BLIND TRUST IS A HIDDEN CONCOCTION
MAGIC LIKE A DEAD MANG WALKING

THIS FUNERAL IS DEAD BROKE LIKE THE RED SMOKE
FROM WHICH I HAVE EMERGED, THIS FUNERAL IS ABSTRACT
LIKE A BACKPACK THAT HOLDS ALL OF MY BUGS THIS FUNERAL’S
A GIFT FOR ALL OF THE STIFF BORES SELLING ART LIKE NICKELS AND DIMES
THIS FUNERAL’S A LAST CALL WRECKING BALL POISED ON THE PRECIPICE
OF YR FAVOURITE RAPPER IN THE DISCOUNT RECORD BIN

JOKES MANG WE ALL KNOW I’M NOT A RAPPER
I’M AN ACTOR IN A POORLY ACTED STORY THAT IS CLICHE
AND I’M GOING THROUGH THE MOTIONS EVERY DAY
THROUGH SOME POTIONS EVERY DAY
TILL THE PIPER’S GETTING PAID
WE NEED TRAJECTORY, WE NEED NARRATIVE
WHEN IT IS ABSENT WE GET SCARED A BIT HAIR ON END
THE ONLY PROBLEM IS WE HAVE A SLIGHT TENDENCY
TO CENTER OUR EXPERIENCE AS IF WE WERE IN THE DRIVER’S SEAT
BUT WE’RE NOT BUT WE’RE NOT BUT WE’RE NOT
WE JUST TELL OURSELVES THE STORY THAT WE WANT AND I DO IT TOO
I HOPE FOR THE BEST FOR YOU, I REALLY DO
I HAVE NO HATRED IN MY HEART AND THAT’S THE FUCKING TRUTH
I WANT YOU ALL TO SUCCEED AT YRSELF
CAUSE BEING TRAPPED IN AN UNHAPPY BODY’S FUCKING HELL
AND I KNOW THAT I’LL BE DYING SOON ENOUGH
SO SHOW SOME LOVE BACK AND LET’S LIGHT IT THE FUCK UP AND

DON’T SAY PRAYERS AT MY FUNERAL
DON’T EAT MEAT AT MY FUNERAL
BUT PLEASE SMOKE TREES AT MY FUNERAL
JUST DON’T CALCULATE THE FEES AT MY FUNERAL
YEAH DON’T NOBODY PAY FOR MY FUNERAL
DON’T BRING ANY ASSHOLES TO MY FUNERAL
DON’T LEAVE A DRINK UNDRANK AT MY FUNERAL
AND YOU BETTER FUCKING DANCE AT MY FUNERAL

ONE MORE THING IF I CAN ASK
GET A EULOGY FROM MY DUDE MATT
CAUSE MAN THAT DUDE CAN RAP
THAT’S IT. THANKS.