YEAH I'M A UNIVERSAL SOLDIER
AND WHEN I PUSH THE PROBLEM THAT'S A UNIVERSAL BOULDER
LIKE SISYPHUS I PUSH AND PUSH
I TWIST THE WRIST AND PUSH AND PUSH
BUT I'M NOT SOLVING ANYTHING, I'M ONLY GETTING OLDER.
YEAH YR AN UNDERCOVER AGENT
SNITCHING ON YR BUDDIES FOR SOME UNDERCOVER PAYMENT
LIKE AGENT SMITH YOU TALK AND TALK
YOU FAKE THE FUNK AND TALK AND TALK
BUT YR NOT FOOLING ME WITH YR MOTHERFUCKING STATEMENTS
YEAH I DON'T RESPECT THE FLAG
I DON'T RESPECT THE BADGE
I DON'T RESPECT THE FACT THAT THAT’S WHAT YOU VALUE
TO YOU IT’S SOMETHING BUT YOU BETTER BATTER ME
IF YOU WANT ME TO AGREE SEE
I’M A WISE GUY AND I’M NOT SURPRISED BY
THE FLY WAY BY WHICH I’VE TURNED A BLIND EYE
AND YOU TOO WE USED TO BE TWO
TRUE BLUE BIRDS OF A FEATHER MAKING MEMORIES

YEAH, YOU GOT YR HOPE AND A GUN
I GOT 66 PROBLEMS BUT MY HOPE AIN’T ONE
IF YR HAVING LIFE PROBLEMS JOIN THE PARTY MY BOY
I GOT 66 PROBLEMS AND NOT ONE OF THEM IS VOID YEAH
I GOT 66 PROBLEMS BUT MY HOPE AIN’T ONE
I GOT 66 PROBLEMS BUT MY HOPE AIN’T ONE
I GOT 66 PROBLEMS BUT MY HOPE AIN’T ONE
I GOT 66 PROBLEMS BUT MY HOPE AIN’T ONE

YEAH, I'M A UNIVERSAL PROBLEM
AND IF YOU WANNA TEST ME YOU NEED UNIVERSAL SOLVENT
LIKE CAMUS DO I PLAY WITH WORDS TO
UNDERSTAND THE LIVING
BUT I'M NOT REALLY REAL I'M A MENTAL FUCKING GOBLIN.
YEAH YR AN UNDERCOVER SEARCHER
(YR AN UNDERCOVER LOVER)
AND I WILL ALWAYS KNOW CAUSE I’M AN UNDERCOVER LURKER
(HEDGING ALL YR BETS ON AN UNDERCOVER SUMMER)
BOUND TO EACH OTHER BY AGREEMENTS THAT WE SIGNED WITH BLOOD
SOUND SIGNED SEALED AND DELIVERED TO THE DEPTHS OF
HELL IS OTHER PEOPLE HEAVEN IS EARTH
I GOT 99 PROBLEMS EVERY SINGLE ONE IS BIRTH BASED
WE PLACE PEOPLE HERE IN THE VAIN HOPES THAT
OUR NAMES WILL OUTLAST OUR PAIN AND MISTAKES BUT
THERE IS ONLY ONE TAKE HERE MY MANG
WHEN DIRECTOR YELLS CUT YOU BETTER MAKE IT MY MANG
DON’T FAKE IT MY MANG, TAKE TAKE IT MY MANG
CAUSE THE GRAVE IS THE PLACE WHERE YOU LAY IT DOWN MANG YEAH

WE ARE DYING STARS BLINDED BY OUR OWN SHINE
OUR BODIES ARE OUR TEMPLES BUT I’D RATHER BUILD A DOPE SHRINE
WE ARE LIVING FLESH AROUND SKELETONS
MADE OF BEVELED EDGE METAL AND A GHOST IN THE SKIN YEAH
WE ARE UNDEAD FEEDING ON SURVIVORS
AND DELETING ALL THE FEELING THAT WE NEED FOR THE TRIALS
WE ARE HUMAN AND WE FUCK UP ALL THE TIME
BUT THE NEXT TIME THAT YOU TEST ME WELL YOU BETTER REALIZE THAT YOU SHOULD

BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU SAY TO ME
CAUSE I’M NOT EVER COMING BACK
BE CAREFUL HOW YOU LEAVE THIS BE
CAUSE I’M NOT EVER COMING BACK
BE CAREFUL WHEN YOU CLOSE THE DOOR
CAUSE I’M NOT EVER COMING BACK
BE CAREFUL WHEN YOU CLOSE THE DOOR
CAUSE I’M NOT EVER COMING BACK
BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU SAY TO ME
CAUSE I’M NOT EVER COMING BACK
BE CAREFUL HOW YOU LEAVE THIS BE
CAUSE I’M NOT EVER COMING BACK
BE CAREFUL WHEN YOU CLOSE THE DOOR
CAUSE I’M NOT EVER COMING BACK
BE CAREFUL WHEN YOU CLOSE THE DOOR
CAUSE I’M NOT EVER COMING BACK