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7HR33 51X M1X74P3

by garbageface

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battletoads 01:53
THIS IS A BATTLE RAP AND I’M A BATTLE TOAD IN BEAST MODE MY FIST GROWS WITH EACH PUNCH TILL THE 3RD OR 4TH YR KAY OH’D THAT’S KAROL ORZECHOWSKI AND FOR THOSE NOT KEEPING TRACK THAT’S MY BIRTH NAME AND IF YOU DOUBT ME YOU’LL BE HOT SEALED IN MY WAX AND ALL YOU FUCKING WACK RAPPERS WHO DON’T CONSIDER ME A PEER SELLING WEAK BEATS AND FEATURES TO EACH OTHER AND IT’S CLEAR WITH LINES FROM “HEAT” YOU REACHING CREATURES WOULDN’T KNOW FIRE IF YOU WERE ON IT AND YET MY VOMIT HAS MORE SUBSTANCE THAN THE BEST OF WHAT YOU CALL SONGS AND I’M NOT CONSCIOUS. I’M A BOMB THREAT. I’M THE TAIL OF HALE-BOPP’S COMET. I LEAVE BRAND NAME CLAD CULT MEMBERS IN MY WAKE LIKE THEY WERE UNDEAD AND YOU COULD NOT CATCH MY REFERENCES TILL YOU WORKED WITH ME FOR THREE YEARS BUT I’M SUPPOSED TO SHOW MY DEFERENCE TO SOME BOAST YOU MAKE AFTER THREE BEER? YOU’VE HAD TOO MUCH MOM’S SPAGHETTI WHILE I KEEP AN EYE ON SETI I EVISCERATE THE NATURE OF BELIEF WHILE YOU SMOKE TREES YOU MAKE TRACK AFTER TRACK OF CLAP TRAP, SLAP YR NAME ON IT LIKE A BOOTLEG BUT IT’S BAR AFTER BAR OF HARD FART AND IT SMELLS LIKE ROTTEN GOOSE EGG THAT’S A ZERO, DO YOU GET IT? YR A HERO TO THE DEADEST I’M A NON-PROFIT PROPHET AND MY CURRENCY IS ENERGY CURRENT AND EYE CONTACT AND CHEST WHACKS AND SNARE SLAPS AND BASS KICKS SO DEEP YOU FEEL THEM IN THE DARK PART OF YR GUTS WHERE THE TRUTH LIVES AND THE TRUTH IS I THINK BATTLE RAPS ARE BULLSHIT I’D RATHER FIND A WAY TO PRAISE YOU THAN DESTROY YOU CAUSE I’M RUTHLESS CAUSE I’M NOT AND I KNOW A SECRET IF YOU WANT TO COME RIGHT IN WHEN WE BATTLE EACH OTHER THEY’RE THE ONLY ONES THAT WIN. FUCK THIS SHIT I’M DONE.
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this funeral 03:23
THIS FUNERAL IS PLAYED OUT LIKE A PAID OUT BRIBE DIME AFTER DIME THIS FUNERAL IS FUNREAL LIKE A DONE DEAL SIGNED SEALED AND DELIVERED THIS FUNERAL’S CONTRACTUAL IT FULFILLS THE LAST BULLET POINT IN A 360 DEAL THIS FUNERAL’S THE LAST CHANCE FOR A SLOW DANCE SO DANCE ON MY GRAVE MOTHERFUCKERS DANCE DANCE ON MY GRAVE WHEN I DIE PLEASE JUST THROW ME IN A FUCKING SWAMP SINCE I WAS 17 THAT’S ALL I REALLY WANT-ED HAUNTED BY THE GHOSTS OF MY CATHOLIC GUILT QUICKER PICKER UPPER WITH A RUBBER SOUL TO MATCH HE’LL UNDERSTAND WHEN HE’S OVER IT, WHEN HE’S GROWN A BIT DOUBLE DOWN ON THE PATH: IF YOU LOVE SCHOOL, MANG, YOU’LL LOVE WORK AND WORK UNTIL YR BODY AND SOUL DIE ENOUGH TO FILL THE VOID WITH A TOY MONGERER A REFLECTION OF THE BOY YOU ONCE WERE A DECEPTION OF THE RIGHT TO PRESERVE A BLOODLINE FANTASY THAT MIGHT NEVER WORK CAUSE WE PASS ON OUR STORIES LIKE A VIRUS AND OUR BLOOD IS JUST THE LIQUID INSIDE US OUR BLIND TRUST IS A HIDDEN CONCOCTION MAGIC LIKE A DEAD MANG WALKING THIS FUNERAL IS DEAD BROKE LIKE THE RED SMOKE FROM WHICH I HAVE EMERGED, THIS FUNERAL IS ABSTRACT LIKE A BACKPACK THAT HOLDS ALL OF MY BUGS THIS FUNERAL’S A GIFT FOR ALL OF THE STIFF BORES SELLING ART LIKE NICKELS AND DIMES THIS FUNERAL’S A LAST CALL WRECKING BALL POISED ON THE PRECIPICE OF YR FAVOURITE RAPPER IN THE DISCOUNT RECORD BIN JOKES MANG WE ALL KNOW I’M NOT A RAPPER I’M AN ACTOR IN A POORLY ACTED STORY THAT IS CLICHE AND I’M GOING THROUGH THE MOTIONS EVERY DAY THROUGH SOME POTIONS EVERY DAY TILL THE PIPER’S GETTING PAID WE NEED TRAJECTORY, WE NEED NARRATIVE WHEN IT IS ABSENT WE GET SCARED A BIT HAIR ON END THE ONLY PROBLEM IS WE HAVE A SLIGHT TENDENCY TO CENTER OUR EXPERIENCE AS IF WE WERE IN THE DRIVER’S SEAT BUT WE’RE NOT BUT WE’RE NOT BUT WE’RE NOT WE JUST TELL OURSELVES THE STORY THAT WE WANT AND I DO IT TOO I HOPE FOR THE BEST FOR YOU, I REALLY DO I HAVE NO HATRED IN MY HEART AND THAT’S THE FUCKING TRUTH I WANT YOU ALL TO SUCCEED AT YRSELF CAUSE BEING TRAPPED IN AN UNHAPPY BODY’S FUCKING HELL AND I KNOW THAT I’LL BE DYING SOON ENOUGH SO SHOW SOME LOVE BACK AND LET’S LIGHT IT THE FUCK UP AND DON’T SAY PRAYERS AT MY FUNERAL DON’T EAT MEAT AT MY FUNERAL BUT PLEASE SMOKE TREES AT MY FUNERAL JUST DON’T CALCULATE THE FEES AT MY FUNERAL YEAH DON’T NOBODY PAY FOR MY FUNERAL DON’T BRING ANY ASSHOLES TO MY FUNERAL DON’T LEAVE A DRINK UNDRANK AT MY FUNERAL AND YOU BETTER FUCKING DANCE AT MY FUNERAL ONE MORE THING IF I CAN ASK GET A EULOGY FROM MY DUDE MATT CAUSE MAN THAT DUDE CAN RAP THAT’S IT. THANKS.
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I’M THE FIRST TO SWING AND THE FIRST TO ADMIT I DON’T KNOW A FUCKING THING ON A RUNAWAY TICKET TO A PICKET LINE PLAN AGAINST A SICK SAD WORLD FULL OF SICK SAD MEN AND OHHHHHH EVER WISH YOU COULD GROW WINGS LIKE KID ICARUS WITH SOME GLOW STICKS FLY AWAY FAR FROM A CONVERSATION AND RIGHT INTO THE SUN LIKE IT WAS A POWER STATION OHHHHH IN THE FIGHT AGAINST A MONSTER WE MUST BE CAREFUL IN THE PROCESS WE DON’T BECOME A MONSTER TOO THAT’S TRUE… OR THAT MIGHT BE TRUE BUT NOBODY ASKED YOU NOBODY ASKED YOU CLEAR THE LANE FOR A CLEAR THROAT DEVIOUS VISIONARY CHEAT CODE: CLAP YR HANDS AGAINST ALL THE EARS NOT LISTENING THEY SAY WE WERE MADE IN THE IMAGE OF A GOD BUT WE STILL SINNING LIKE WE FULL OF VENOM AND WE DON’T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THE DOGMA OR THE WACK FUCKING LESSONS THAT YOU TAUGHT US WE ARE MADE OF FUCKING STARDUST WE SEE THROUGH THE NARRATIVES OF HOW WE WERE BROUGHT UP AND WE ARE MAD AS FUCK (AND GAY AS FUCK) SO REMEMBER WHEN YOU WANNA INTERJECT NOBODY ASKED YOU - YOU SHOULD SAVE YR BREATH SOON YOU WON’T HAVE ANY LEFT NOBODY ASKED YOU - WHAT YOU THINK OF OUR PATHS OR YR FUCKED UP FOOLISH MATH NOBODY ASKED YOU - BYE NOW BYE NOW BYE NOW, YOU SHOULD KNOW BY NOW NOBODY ASKED YOU - YOU ARE UNSOLICITED SO ZIP THOSE LIPS NOBODY ASKED YOU - WE ARE MADE OF FUCKING STARDUST AND GAY AS FUCK NOBODY ASKED YOU - SEE THROUGH THE NARRATIVES AND WE AIN’T SCARED A BIT NOBODY ASKED YOU - WE DON’T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THE DOGMA RUFF RUFF RUFF NOBODY ASKED YOU - WE STILL SINNING WE STILL FULL OF VENOM
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GOD DAMN I REALLY STUMBLE AND STUMBLE, I REALLY BUMBLE AND FUMBLE WHILE I MUMBLE AND MUMBLE WHAT’S THAT? OH NOTHING MANG I WASN’T SAYING NOTHING AND I WASN’T SAYING SOMETHING JUST TALKING TO MYSELF AGAIN A LAZY SUNDAY JUST PENETRATING THROUGH DARKNESS AND EVISCERATING THE ARTISTS WHO DO NOT KNOW WHAT THEIR PART IS WHAT GOOD IS INK IF IT IS WASTED ON SOME LAZY SONGS? WHAT GOOD IS INK IF YOU DON’T THINK AND PLAY GUITAR WITH LAZY ARMS? IRONY IS A DEAD SCENE AND IT HAS ALWAYS BEEN BUT I BOUGHT INTO IT TOO WHEN I WAS FUCKING FOURTEEN AND I GOT INTO THE GROOVE AND STAYED THERE THROUGH MY TWENTIES AND I COULD’VE DIED THERE LIKE SO MANY HAD BEFORE ME BUT NAH, I CHOSE TO LIVE IN THE SHADOWS OF SINCERITY I CHOSE TO BREATHE AND BELIEVE IN THE OUTCOMES OF DISPARITY PAIN BRINGS THAT MAIN FRAME UP INTO RELIEF LIKE THE TATTOOS THAT I GOT THAT MADE ME GRIT MY FUCKING TEETH LOOK CLOSE YOU CAN SEE THE THAT THERE'S NO POINT TO ANYTHING AND I BELIEVE THAT IF YOU HAVE NO HOPE YOU CAN'T BE FUCKED WITH (FUCKED WITH) AND ANYONE WHO TELLS YOU OTHERWISE CAN'T BE TRUSTED GOD DAMN I AM A SHADOW OF SHADOWS, I KEEP MY FEET ON THE GALLOWS WHILE I FUCK WITH THE FALLOW HOW’S THAT? OH NOTHING MANG I WASN’T SAYING NOTHING AND I WASN’T SAYING SOMETHING I’M JUST TALKING TO MYSELF AGAIN IT SEEMED LIKE A GOOD IDEA AT THE TIME I THOUGHT A DAMOCLESIAN FIGHT I FOUGHT TO MAKE A DEAL WITH PATRICK WALSH WHAT GOOD IS MUSIC IF IT’S WASTED ON ON YR FLESH AND LOOKS? WHAT GOOD IS MUSIC IF IT’S JUST A LOVE SONG WITH A CATCHY HOOK? OR WORSE YET A FUCKING BREAK UP SONG WITH EMOTIONS BUT I BOUGHT THAT SHIT TOO WHEN I WAS A FUCKING DILLETANTE YES I BOUGHT INTO THE PAST LIKE AN IG HASHTAG SAD BOY BUT I DID NOT LET IT DRAG ME DOWN LIKE THE PURPOSE OF THE MAD PLOY THEY GOT US BUYING BACK OUR DEPRESSION LIKE A PRODUCT I CHOOSE TO BREATHE AND BELIEVE IN MYSELF AND THEY CAN GET FUCKED PAIN BRINGS THAT MAIN FRAME UP INTO RELIEF LIKE THE TATTOOS THAT I GOT THAT MADE ME GRIT MY FUCKING TEETH IF YOU LOOK CLOSE YOU CAN SEE THE THAT THERE'S NO POINT TO ANYTHING AND I BELIEVE THAT IF YOU HAVE NO HOPE YOU CAN'T BE FUCKED WITH (FUCKED WITH) AND ANYONE WHO TELLS YOU OTHERWISE CAN'T BE TRUSTED IF YOU LOOK CLOSE YOU CAN SEE THE THAT THERE'S NO POINT TO ANYTHING AND I BELIEVE THAT IF YOU HAVE NO HOPE YOU CAN'T BE FUCKED WITH (FUCKED WITH) AND ANYONE WHO TELLS YOU OTHERWISE CAN'T BE TRUSTED GOD DAMN WHAT A NUCLEAR WINTER BOTH WITHIN AND WITHOUT HER WHILE I MUMBLE AND MUMBLE NEVER OH NOTHING MANG I WASN’T SAYING NEVER AND I WASN’T SAYING EVER JUST TALKING TO MYSELF AGAIN I’VE GOTTEN LOST RIGHT AT THE EDGE OF ALL MY THOUGHTS WHEN I COUNT UP ALL MY COSTS AND I CANNOT FIND MY PLACE AGAIN WHAT GOOD AM I IF I’M JUST WASTED ON THE BUS AGAIN? WHAT GOOD AM I IF I DIE BUT DO NOT TURN TO DUST AGAIN? THE THINGS THAT KEEP ME UP AT NIGHT ARE MINE ALONE TO SEE STORIES I BOUGHT INTO THAT YOU FUCKING TOLD TO ME AND THE RITUALS I’VE WROUGHT FROM THIN AIR ARE WHAT KEEPS ME HERE AND BEFORE I FUCKING TRAIN WRECK LET’S MAKE A FEW THINGS CLEAR NUMBER ONE YOU DON’T OWE ANYONE YR LIFE FOR LOVE NUMBER TWO THERE IS NO ANGELFUCKING GOD ABOVE NUMBER THREE BREAK ANY OPPRESSIVE TABOO NUMBER FOUR TAKE CARE OF ALL YR FUCKING TATTOOS IF YOU LOOK CLOSE YOU CAN SEE THE THAT THERE'S NO POINT TO ANYTHING AND I BELIEVE THAT IF YOU HAVE NO HOPE YOU CAN'T BE FUCKED WITH (FUCKED WITH) AND ANYONE WHO TELLS YOU OTHERWISE CAN'T BE TRUSTED IF YOU LOOK CLOSE YOU CAN SEE THE THAT THERE'S NO POINT TO ANYTHING AND I BELIEVE THAT IF YOU HAVE NO HOPE YOU CAN'T BE FUCKED WITH (FUCKED WITH) AND ANYONE WHO TELLS YOU OTHERWISE CAN'T BE TRUSTED
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BENNETT PULLED HIMSELF TO HIS FEET HAULED HIS BODY BACK UP THE BANK AND LOOKED BACK DOWN THERE HE SAID THE WATER WAS NOT THAT DEEP BUT I ALMOST DROWNED THERE YOU CAN DROWN IN A BATHTUB SO THEY SAY SOMEONE IN CLASS CALLED ME A LOSER SO I DECIDED TO SKIP THE DAY (HEY HEY HEY SKIP THE DAY) I TRIED TO LOOK CASUAL SNEAKING ROUND THE BACK PAST THE SHOTPUT ACROSS THE TRACK AND TO THE GATE BESIDE THE PORTABLES BUT A RED TIE AND SCHOOL GRAY SLACKS DOESN'T BLEND IN WITH THE GRASS AS THE TEACHER WAS CHANGING CLASS HE CHASED ME HALFWAY THROUGH THE PARK TILL I RAN INTO THE WOODS; AND I'M VERY GOOD IN THE WOODS SO I WAS AN INDIAN BUILT A FIRE BY THE CREEK AND DRIED MY EYES THERE AND IF THEY SAY THE WATER ISN’T THAT DEEP BUT YOU ALMOST DROWN THERE YOU CAN DROWN IN YR BATHTUB ANY DAY THERE'S A RECORD BODY COUNT THIS YEAR THERE’S A RECORD BODY COUNT THIS YEAR LIAM STEPPED UP ON A BLOCK OF ICE PUT A ROPE AROUND HIS NECK AND FELL ASLEEP BEFORE HE DIED
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LET TODAY BE DAY ONE OF THE FIRST DAY OF THE REST OF ALL YR PROGRESS / SLOW DEATH IMAGINARY MAGIC THAT WILL COMPRESS / DEEP BREATHS PRESSURE BUILDING UPSIDE YR HEAD TO DISTRESS / KEEP THREAT LEVELS RAISED BUT MAKE NO MISTAKE NO MATTER HOW FAR, I AM ALWAYS ON MY GUARD. YEAH, I’M A DEVILS ADVOCATE, I ADVOCATE FOR EVIL SHIT I BLESS NO IDOLS AND I ONLY RIDE ON THE REAL SHIT I MAKE NO FAKES ABOUT NO COMPROMISES ON THE REAL, MISS I BAKE A CAKE FOR ALL MY ENEMIES AND GO FOR REAL BLISS WE ARE HURTLING THROUGH SPACE UPON A SPACESHIP EARTH TRYING DESPERATELY TO ESCAPE AND REPLACE OUR PLACE OF BIRTH AND TRYING IN VAIN TO RELIEVE OURSELVES OF THE DUTY TO BE BRUTALLY REAL IN ALL OUR ACTIONS AND OUR WORDING AND HONESTY’S THE BEST POLICY / HONESTY’S THE BEST POLICE BUT HONESTLY IT’S EASIER TO LIE AND GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP KEEP MY NAME OUT OF YR MOUTH IF YOU THINK THAT I’M JOKING. MANG, HA HA. I’M GHOSTING. NOW EAT THAT. LET TODAY BE DAY OF THE LAST TIME THAT YOU EVER LET SOMEBODY ELSE RUN YOU WITH UNTRUTHS THAT THEY POST UP LIKE THE FLYERS IN A COFFEE HOUSE BATHROOM FOR FUCKING REIKI YOU CAN GUN THROUGH, GUMSHOE IT’S A TYPICAL MYSTERY BUT IF YOU WANNA SPAR I AM ALWAYS ON MY GUARD. YEAH, I’M A DEVIL’S ADVOCATE, I ADVOCATE FOR EVIL SHIT BUT WHEN I SAY IT’S EVIL I MEAN IN COMES FROM A DEEP DARK PIT AND WHEN I SAY A DEEP DARK PIT I MEAN DOWN TO THE ESSENCE LIKE THE ANSWERS THAT I GAVE ON THE BACK END OF THE QUESTION AND WE ARE DRIVING FASTER GETTING FASTER ALL THE TIME FUELLED BY GAS THAT HAS BEEN PAST AND MASTERED FROM THE LAND BEFORE TIME FUELLED BY THE ASSUMPTION THAT ALL PROGRESS STILL GOES FORWARD TILL THE ZEPPELIN EXPLODES AND IT’S HUMANITY AND HORROR HONESTY’S A BLUEPRINT THAT IS STILL UPON THE DRAWING BOARD WRITTEN, ERASED, ERASED AGAIN AND WRITTEN MORE MOTHERFUCKERS TRY TO MANUFACTURE IT LIKE HENRY FORD FUCK THAT. I’M JOKING. NAH. I’M GHOSTING, NOW EAT SOME MORE. LET TODAY BE DAY ONE OF THE FIRST DAY OF THE REST OF ALL YR BRIGHT DAYS / DARK NIGHTS AND THE GRADIENT THAT FALLS BETWEEN THE LOW LOWS / HIGH HIGHS PRESSING ALL THE TIME BETWEEN THE DAWN AND THE TWILIGHT IT’S NOT A SIMPLE BALANCE BETWEEN OPEN WOUNDS AND SCARS I AM ALWAYS IN MY GUARD YEAH, I’M THE DEVIL’S ADVOCATE, I ADVOCATE FOR EVIL SHIT MY HEART’S THE DARKEST ORGAN THAT I’M CAPABLE TO DEAL WITH AND IF YOU MAKE ME LAUGH I CAN CONNECT YOU WITH THE REALNESS BEFORE I RETREAT BACK INTO MY FEAR OF BEING HEALED WITH WE ARE WOUNDED PEOPLE WOUNDING PEOPLE WITH OUR SHAME SHIFTING FACES SHIFTING PLACES WHILE WE SHIFT THE BLAME AND TRYING NOT TO PANIC WHEN OUR ORGANS ARE EXPOSED BY THE FOG THAT GETS IN THROUGH THE CRACKS IN ALL THE WINDOWS HONESTY: THE PRACTICE OF GETTING RID OF YR EDITING HONESTY: A CRACKLING FIRE TO SHED YR EGO IN DON’T ASK THE QUESTION IF YOU DON’T WANT THE FEEDBACK I’M SERIOUS. DELIRIOUS. I’M GHOSTING. NOW EAT THAT.
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a special birthday gift from me to you.

SIDE A: six rough and tumble unheard recordings
SIDE B: a hostile ambient takeover of poland in six parts
SIDE C: s sextet of remixed songs just for kicks

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released August 13, 2017

all production by garbageface,
except "stomach" produced by thee Dastard Hand.
all vocals by garbageface,
except gang vocals on "nobody asked you" & "tattoos", by The Tenenbaums + Rebecca W-S.

"tattoos" will appear on Unreliable Narrator (2020).
"stomach" also appears on PLAGUE MECHANIC.
"record body count" is originally by The Rheostatics

"7HR33 51X 51D3 B 5U173" is a six-part mix that contains about 20 different field recordings, taken across Poland in june, 2017.

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doom rap / industrial soul / no future

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